Time for a pixie cut! I'm a bit over the whole 'short on the sides long on the top' for guys at the moment- pretty much anything hipster hurts my eyes these days. But for some reason as soon as you put that same cut on a girl, it suddenly looks amazing.
Not a lot of girls can pull it off (I know from first hand experience years ago that I definitely cannot), but when it lands on the right girl's head.. sigh! (*jealousy*)